Hilarious

I didn't make this up, I got it from my sister who got it from a friend, who got it from ???




You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. We turned on
a nightlight, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. We then phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to
the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me
in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will
be out soon, he's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother...

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed.

I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!

I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"


That's when the cab driver hit the parked car...........