Hilarious

I didn't make this up, I got it from my sister who got it from a friend, who got it from ???




You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. We turned on
a nightlight, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. We then phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to
the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me
in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will
be out soon, he's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother...

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed.

I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!

I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"


That's when the cab driver hit the parked car...........

You never know what you will see next!

I took this picture on Sunday just before I went motorcycle riding at Gorman. 3 deer on the side of the road and this one was 10 feet away from the truck.

California

Well to all of you back east, in the South, in the Midwest and most everywhere but here in Southern California HAAAA HAAAA it is 76 degrees today in Oxnard, Ca. I am in shorts, a t-shirt and flip-flops. Tonight will be BBQ chicken with grilled corn on the cob, a salad and for desert tah dah, fresh local picked strawberries with home made vanilla ice cream. Tomorrow on Friday 2-16-07 it will be 85 on degrees and even warmer on Saturday.

GOD I LOVE CALIFORNIA

Detroit 20 degrees above zero is supposed to be the high temperature this weekend. Boston your weekend looks like this 14 degrees is your projected high temperature. Texas you are heating up to 33 degrees as high on Sunday. To you know who in Columbia, SC you are on fire, break out the sunscreen, because you will need it your high temperature this weekend is supposed to be 44 degrees.

GOD I LOVE CALIFORNIA

it has been a long time

hello

Why is it that the people that you count on the most are the ones that hurt you the most.

TRUST, that is a word that will kill you every time. The “friends, relatives, lovers and acquaintances” that you give your word to, give your soul to and you expect that they honor their promise, you expect that they will honor their commitment, and you expect them to honor their word. They always, ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS fuck you in the end.

Maybe it’s me, (some of you will think so), but lately the shit coming my way seems a little to deliberate or even fucking on purpose. Just when your life is back where it should have been, someone goes out of his or her way to screw you.