Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Please go here

This is where everyone should go and help. Yes the enviroment is important, yes Green Peace and PETA are worthy choices but helping teachers is too important to ignore. This website is aplace you can pledge money and or items for teachers in every state of the USA, asking for help.My god some of these teachers need books, they need paper, they need our help.

Take a look and help, maybe your child's teaher is listed and neeeds some crayons or some paper to help your child learn.

We all can afford crayons, we all afford a pad of paper.


Thursday, December 20, 2007


Scrambled Eggs ALWAYS taste better when someone else makes them!!

Monday, December 17, 2007


Combien de bises?

Thursday, September 06, 2007

a thousand miles?

I am guessing that I put around 1000 miles on this pair of Nike's. Time for a new pair this weekend.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

It is only Tuesday!

There is an upcoming road trip that should be epic.

"The Coast Guard? What did you say?"


"Dude, You've been out of school longer than I've been alive."

what a week!!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

This says it all!

I am not sure if this is real or phototshopped, but I agree!

Monday, August 06, 2007

Riding in the desert

I went motorcycle riding in the desert today, no traffic, beautiful terrain, perfect weather but alas a bunch of rattlesnakes, I HATE SNAKES. Everyone has something they fear, something they hate, and something they are phobic about. I HATE SNAKES, no really, I HATE SNAKES.

I drove to Gorman early in the morning and when I arrived I had to visit the restroom. Yes, I saw the posted sign “Be Careful, RATTLESNAKES” but I had to go, 2 cups of coffee and 70 minutes in the truck, I HAD TO GO. I opened the door to the restroom and son of a bitch there is a small rattler in the corner.

I yelled like a little girl and backed up and then I ran, I ran in motorcycle boots as fast as I could and “Carl Lewis” I kicked your ass in the 100 meter dash!

I found the Forest Ranger and told him about the snake and then I proceeded to pee out in the open for everyone to see and I will forever continue to pee in the wilderness at Gorman for everyone to see.

6 hours of riding, a little lunch, and then a motor home shows up and parks right next to me, RIGHT NEXT TO ME. The “DAD” gets out of the motor home and asks me for help. I am cautious, but somehow I say “OK”. The side door opens and 3 little tow heads, 6 or 7 years old jump out of the side door followed by 2 young girls. The DAD says he has twin daughters that are 12 year’s old and male triplets 6 years old.

I swear the 3 little blond boys jump out of the motor home and scream, cheer, yell or announce, “Ricky, Robert, Ryan” It is the the blond Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the desert with me. Whoa, Ricky, Robert, and Ryan Deja Vue, suddenly the twin daughters say that they are Mary and Melissa, (Whew that was close).

I help the Dad pull 3 small Honda’s out of the motor home and when the Mom asks if I want lunch, I beg off explaining that I have already eaten lunch. Ricky, Robert and Ryan proceed to launch them selves out to the desert with no regard to their safety. Within 25 seconds one of the three boy’s crashes hard and I mean hard. I take a few steps in the direction of the downed youngster when he jumps up in the air and yells, “I am OK.” One of his brothers then proceeds to run his injured brother over with his motorcycle. I gasped his Mom and Dad scream and then one of the twin daughters says, “God, Ryan is such a spaz. Watch Mom and Dad pay attention to him now.”

I know I should have helped out but that was it. I packed up and left within 15 minutes of the youngster’s crash.

Everyone should have fun and motorcycling in the desert is great but who knows what happened after I left?

Sunday, July 29, 2007


1. Hello Dodger fans attending Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday's games. The Dodgers are playing the evil Giants and that idiot Barry Bonds is going for Hank Aarons record. Please don't cheer him if he hits the tying and/or breaking home runs. He is a a freakin GIANT and we hate the Giants, always have and we always will.

2. Hello Dodger Mgm't , we do not celebrate Giant records in our stadium, I repeat we do not celebrate, acknowledge, confirm or recognize Giant records in our stadium. There should be no fireworks, no stoppage of the game, NO FREAKING ACKNOWLEDGEMENT if he tie/breaks the record.

3. LA Dodger pitchers, pay close attention, Al Downing, (a LA Dodger pitcher), gave up the homer to pass Babe Ruth to Hank Aaron, please let another teams pitcher give up Barry Bonds 755 or 756 PLEASE help your city and their fans, because we support you.

4. Angels sweep Tigers, SWEEP!!!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Happy Birthday ?

Today is my Birthday, Whooo Freakin Hooo!

Some B-Days are better than others, todays Birthday is one of the others.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007



Ducks win, Ducks win, goddamn, freaking, son of a bitch, the Anaheim Ducks win the Stanley Cup tonight!!

Whoooooooooooooo freaking Hoooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Happy Birthday

If I could choose a place to die

it would be in your arms tonight.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

How ws your Easter ?

I used to live on Leeward Avenue and the parallel street to the south was Ketch Avenue. The major cross street was/is Victoria Avenue and I am truly upset now.

Ketch Avenue is parallel to Leeward and Victoria Avenue crosses and less than ¼ mile from my old residence(s) my favorite restaurant is being built relocated. They actually built a street light and cross walk.

Yolanda’s Mexican Restaurant will soon be within with in walking distance, from 3 separate places that I used to live! Holy Jesus Mother of God, Son of a bitch why did I move?

Oh, yeah, I moved because “SHE” didn’t like the coast of California, she liked the city of Detroit, Michigan.

How much of an idiot /jerk/slacker/ fool must I be for someone to leave the Gold Coast of California for MICHIGAN. The weather here in California is awesome, beautiful, the weather all of you want but we have here in California and today in Detroit it is freaking “SNOWING” not just cold, but snowing. Not Beverly Hills, not Florida or Texas but MICHIGAN. Today on Easter Sunday here in beautiful California it was 75 degrees and clear. How was your weather?

I guess I am the idiot.

Friday, March 30, 2007

It's my life

Sorry maybe I was not clear enough, the tone of the voice is hard to understand on the web,

To Anonymous


sar·casm (sär'kăz'əm)


1. A cutting, often-ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

I have the day to WASTE, I did not accomplish anything at all; I went motorcycle riding instead of working, shopping, etc.

Thanks for reading and more importantly thanks for the reply, I will be more care full in the future with my words.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Isn't a pity

Today I accomplished zero but ran around all day;

“How is this possible?”

Up at 6:00 am and off for the day and I got home at 4:30 pm and looking back I did not complete anything today that is finishing off yesterday or setting up for tomorrow.

What a waste of a day.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

You're a slave to money and then you die!

So much changes and so much is the same.

What a perfect night tonight, I started the charcoals at 6:00 pm and later a couple of New York steaks with a beautiful spinach salad, bread and corn on the side. I am grilling while the sun goes down; why would I want to live anywhere else?

I am going motorcycle riding on Monday while the rest of you suckers go to work and slave while I will be enjoying my life to the fullest! To the idiot that laid me off, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU.

I am so thank full for your mistake, I can never re-pay you.

Whooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I got good news and I got bad news!

There is good news and bad news. The bad news is I am moving once again the good news is I am headed back near the beach. Moving sucks and I mean sucks! Since 1992 I have moved 7 times, unbelievable 7 times. New jobs, divorce, break-up, money, etc have all been reasons but this time seems right. It was 85 degrees at midnight last night at my old place and it was 58 degrees at my new place. Hot, sweaty and noisy at the old place and foggy, cool and quiet at the new place.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007


I didn't make this up, I got it from my sister who got it from a friend, who got it from ???

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. We turned on
a nightlight, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard. We then phoned the local cab company and requested a

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to
the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me
in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
will be empty for the night, so she explains to the taxi driver that I will
be out soon, he's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother...

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was
hiding under the bed.

I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!

I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

That's when the cab driver hit the parked car...........

Monday, February 19, 2007

You never know what you will see next!

I took this picture on Sunday just before I went motorcycle riding at Gorman. 3 deer on the side of the road and this one was 10 feet away from the truck.

Thursday, February 15, 2007


Well to all of you back east, in the South, in the Midwest and most everywhere but here in Southern California HAAAA HAAAA it is 76 degrees today in Oxnard, Ca. I am in shorts, a t-shirt and flip-flops. Tonight will be BBQ chicken with grilled corn on the cob, a salad and for desert tah dah, fresh local picked strawberries with home made vanilla ice cream. Tomorrow on Friday 2-16-07 it will be 85 on degrees and even warmer on Saturday.


Detroit 20 degrees above zero is supposed to be the high temperature this weekend. Boston your weekend looks like this 14 degrees is your projected high temperature. Texas you are heating up to 33 degrees as high on Sunday. To you know who in Columbia, SC you are on fire, break out the sunscreen, because you will need it your high temperature this weekend is supposed to be 44 degrees.


Saturday, February 10, 2007

Friday, February 09, 2007


Why is it that the people that you count on the most are the ones that hurt you the most.

TRUST, that is a word that will kill you every time. The “friends, relatives, lovers and acquaintances” that you give your word to, give your soul to and you expect that they honor their promise, you expect that they will honor their commitment, and you expect them to honor their word. They always, ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS fuck you in the end.

Maybe it’s me, (some of you will think so), but lately the shit coming my way seems a little to deliberate or even fucking on purpose. Just when your life is back where it should have been, someone goes out of his or her way to screw you.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

This Weekend

OK first of all

To the idiot that hit my mom on Friday morning and sent her to the hospital; I found you! I know where you live and I gave the correct information to the police after you lied about your address and lack of insurance. Instead of being a man you decided that being a lying pussy was easier; guess what asshole I found you and now the cops are looking for you.

To the unknown gentleman that stopped and helped my mom when she needed help the most I owe you more than I can repay. You were a hero in all of the definitions that apply. Thank God for Oxnard’s Fire, Police, and Ambulance service because all of you made my mom feel taken care of when she needed it the most.

To the “practicing EMT” and the ER nurse at St. Johns, you made everything easier for all of us in a stressful time. To the asshole doctors and staff at St. Johns hospital thanks for taking your time to release my mom. Your, “I’ll be back in 15 minutes to release you” statement that took 2 hours while you stood around and ate was infuriating and definitely telling about our health care system.

Happy Birthday to Jamie Bickel you are 18 years old and most importantly a good guy.

AMA Supercross in Anaheim on Saturday January 20th, 2007 was awesome. The good seats and great races made for great night for all of us. Tyler Evans thanks for the kind words sorry we didn’t make the party, It has been along couple of days and I know that going to your after race event would have been memorable.

Whoo Hoo Indianapolis made it the Super Bowl!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

We keep waiting on the world to change

“We keep waiting on the world to change”. How true Mr. John Mayer.

I am glad to be in the place I am today. I like being the “worker bee” and was extremely uncomfortable being part of the “Bosses Team” in my old job. I felt that I gave enough of my self in more ways than can be imagined and as a result I suffered as a person. On a hour-by-hour basis listening to 500 people complain about their job, their lives, etc took its toll and my health, passions, self worth, desires and most importantly my true heart all disappeared in my last job. I came home each night a little smaller, a little less me. I poured my heart and soul into fixing everyone else’s problem that I rarely took time to support or regenerate myself.

I ignored the signs of stress and I just had a few beers to calm down each night. The problem with that is a few beers each night is really a few beers each night and that leads to a six-pack or more every night for 4 or 5 years. It is hard enough to fix/worry about your own problems but when you try to sleep with other people’s problems still in your head it begins to wear you down. The toll it takes on your spirit, your soul, and your true self; well it isn’t for me anymore and I think I have given enough of myself. I can only think of the scene in Field of Dreams when Kevin Costner was speaking to James Earl Jones, “Leave him alone, he’s done enough.”

I realized this summer that I don’t have it in me anymore to be that committed to another person’s agenda again. I liked my old job but it seemed that after 10 years of being the “HAMMER” I grew bitter and short tempered to the point I was not able to listen to any one.

Well it is time for the world to change!